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Olivia, Canadian, 17. I love a lot of things OK. I'm hilarious shut up

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not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

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when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors


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if ur ever feelin down just remember ur 50% mermaid

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  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

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